crazy lazer beam death match to the death! or 15 minutes. whichever comes first.
we quested towards the mystical land of 'Lazer Quest' to duel to the death using concentrated beams of harmless light to temporarily imobilize our opponents with no true harm done. you can see how frustrating it was to fight to the death using this manner of weaponry. but I prevailed! ...in coming 4th. How many of you can say you've shot up others with no consequences or harm done? it would be better with the "harm done" but local laws prevent that. f**k the police! and gravity. I shoots up children with lazers and doesn't afraid of anything!
Monday, June 20, 2011
Mini Blog #2
The man. The legend. The hater of desks.
entering the room, he changes the atmosphere instantly. everyone strugles to hide their desks before his sights turn towards them because they know if his glaze meets a desk, it will surely be flipped. you know when he's captured a victim by hearing his kindov loud battle scream "Son of a bitch!" He vowes never to leave a desk unflipped in his mission to uproot the worlds personal tables and avert the attention of civilians to himself for a few minutes. can this menace be stopped? will his thirst for unrooted desks be quenched!? no one knows. but be wary to keep your valuables off of your desks when this creature comes a roamin'. the dreaded Van Seivert.
entering the room, he changes the atmosphere instantly. everyone strugles to hide their desks before his sights turn towards them because they know if his glaze meets a desk, it will surely be flipped. you know when he's captured a victim by hearing his kindov loud battle scream "Son of a bitch!" He vowes never to leave a desk unflipped in his mission to uproot the worlds personal tables and avert the attention of civilians to himself for a few minutes. can this menace be stopped? will his thirst for unrooted desks be quenched!? no one knows. but be wary to keep your valuables off of your desks when this creature comes a roamin'. the dreaded Van Seivert.
Mini review #1
The man in the salmon shirt. well, maybe just the shirt.
Edwards would be hard to describe in 150 words so I'll resort to just talking about an oddly coloured shirt he wore once. But who could ignore a colour of that magnitude!? it's a thing you only see once in a lifetime! or wenever you open a can of salmon. or a gay bar. But Edwards calls no man Mister! he does what he wants and wears what he wants! he doesn't care if people question his sexual orientation because of it. I wish I could be man enough to wear a shirt so metrosexual. but alas, I am not ready where as Edwards has. he's a man to look up to.
Edwards would be hard to describe in 150 words so I'll resort to just talking about an oddly coloured shirt he wore once. But who could ignore a colour of that magnitude!? it's a thing you only see once in a lifetime! or wenever you open a can of salmon. or a gay bar. But Edwards calls no man Mister! he does what he wants and wears what he wants! he doesn't care if people question his sexual orientation because of it. I wish I could be man enough to wear a shirt so metrosexual. but alas, I am not ready where as Edwards has. he's a man to look up to.
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